The Spoiler Roundup 12.13.06

Welcome to the Spoiler Roundup, the most comprehensive weekly spoiler wrapup on the internet. We scour the web for all the best spoilers on some of the most popular shows on the air. Catch it here every Wednesday at The TV Remote.

This week: Battlestar Galactica, Big Love, Bones, CSI, CSI: Miami, Dexter, Gilmore Girls, Grey’s Anatomy, ER, Heroes, Lost, Jericho, Medium, Men In Trees, Prison Break, Scrubs, Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip, Supernatural, The Office, Ugly Betty and Veronica Mars.

Battlestar Galactica

Lucy Lawless said in an interview with iF magazine that she wouldn’t be coming back: “not in the second half of the season”. It seems that Three might be boxed. [Kristin@E!Online]

Big Love

Apparently Roman Grant is not long for this world. I’m hearing his health will take a turn for the worse during this coming season. [Kristin@E!Online]

Alby recovers just fine from Wanda’s poisoning. [Kristin@E!Online]

Bones

Eddie McClintock is beginning a multi-episode arc as a love interest for Brennan on January 24. [Michael Ausiello]

CSI

Liev Schreiber will be playing an investigator named Michael Keppler, who has an interesting past that may or may not involve avenging a former girlfriend’s death. Let’s just say he’s got a few things in common with Mike Delfino, including the girlfriend’s father, who’s a bit sinister and on Michael’s back to commit more crimes. [Kristin@E!Online]

CSI: Miami

A major character will get shot during February sweeps. As in critically shot. Very critically. (Hint: This person was featured on the cover of TV Guide in the past year.) [Michael Ausiello]

Dexter

The Ice Truck Killer’s victims, all of the show’s dangling plot points are wrapped up like neat little body parts by the end of the episode(season finale). [Michael Ausiello]

Dexter finally regains his complete memory of what happened in the shipping container and, in doing so, reveals some of his skills to Doakes, which makes him even more suspicious of Dexter. [Michael Ausiello]

Paul, meanwhile, convinces Rita that he was framed. [Michael Ausiello]

Dexter must deal with the murder of his sibling, but not before an awkward final reunion. [Michael Ausiello]

Gilmore Girls

When Gilmore Girls returns January 23, the love triangle will continue, as Lorelai gets involved in Luke’s custody battle for April, which could possibly send Christopher off the deep end. [Kristin@E!Online]

Grey’s Anatomy

George and Callie are getting engaged. They’ll make the announcement during February sweeps. This could be so sudden because Callie might be pregnant. [Michael Ausiello]

ER

Kovac is not the doctor that gets arrested, but it is a male doctor that does. [Michael Ausiello]

Heroes

Jessalyn Gilsig (Nip/Tuck, Boston Public) has been cast as Claire’s biological mother.[Kristin@E!Online]

Zach was most definitely supposed to be gay when the series began. [Kristin@E!Online]

Jericho

A February-sweeps episode will go back in time to chronicle the days leading up to Armageddon. A lot of character questions will be answered in the process. [Michael Ausiello]

Lost

Bai Ling will guest star in at least three episodes playing a character called Achara. [Kristin@E!Online]

Achara is very important to Jack’s life. His tattoos have something to do with her. [Kristin@E!Online]

Bai Ling talks about Achara’s backstory with Jack: “We’re lovers, but I am kind of a mystery to him. He doesn’t really know me. I don’t allow him to visit me, I don’t allow him to know what I really do—we’re together, we sleep together, we hang out together, we’re lovers. And there is a mystery, he never knows what I do. There is also a psychological twist and betrayal.” [Kristin@E!Online]

Medium

Episode 10 will revolve around a little boy and his killer doll. [Michael Ausiello]

Episode 11 will feature the return of Captain Push, the Texan police chief whom Allison collaborated with in the Season 1 finale and Season 2 premiere. Rumor has it he’s acquiring some of Allison’s sleeping habits. [Michael Ausiello]

Men In Trees

Orlando Jones has been cast as Buzz’s gay son. He’s on board for two episodes, possibly more. [Michael Ausiello]

Prison Break

There’s a moment in an upcoming episode when Michael and Sara finally act on their mutual attraction. [Michael Ausiello]

Scrubs

Carla will be suffering from postpartum depression in the next few episodes, and she’s going to quit her nursing job! [Kristin@E!Online]

They’ll be doing an episode from Dr. Kelso’s point of view pretty soon. Apparently, it has something to do with a patient who has just returned from fighting in Iraq, and it’ll stir up everyone’s personal feelings about the war. It’ll also have Kelso feeling guilty about what a bad boss he’s been all this time. [Kristin@E!Online]

Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

Harriet and Matt’s relationship takes a turn for the worse, and thus begins Matt’s downward spiral into darkness. [Michael Ausiello]

Danny manages to win Jordan over when the two are locked on a roof together. [Michael Ausiello]

On the business side, Jordan is threatened by a new executive brought in to head up alternative programming, and Jack uses an unusual strategy to take on his board of directors. [Michael Ausiello]

Supernatural

That bank-hostage situation in Episode 12 just got creepier: Turns out the perp is a shape-shifter! Episode 13 takes an even stranger turn when the brothers are faced with what could be there first friendly spirit – hence the title, “Touched.” [Michael Ausiello]

The Office

Oscar returns from his three-month vacation in tomorrow’s supersized holiday episode. He only appears for a second, but it’s a hysterical second. [Michael Ausiello]

Someone will be quitting the company in January. He or she will have a falling out with Michael and end up accepting a job elsewhere. [Kristin@E!Online]

In this next episode: Michael gets dumped and tailspins into a downward spiral that ends with him marking his new girlfriend – a waitress from Benihana – so he can remember who she is. [Kristin@E!Online]

Pam and Karen team up in a game of party wars with Angela (it’s hilarious), and their new friendship makes Jim jealous. [Kristin@E!Online]

Ugly Betty

The January 4 episode revolves around swag. A Star Jones-type frenzy breaks out when Christine announces that she’s cleaning out the closet at “Mode.” Betty, meanwhile, has bigger problems. A $20,000 expense report she filed for Daniel has been rejected and his credit card cut off. That could make it tough for him to wine and dine an important Japanese designer. [Michael Ausiello]

Veronica Mars

Six weeks will have passed in Neptune when the show returns in January. [Michael Ausiello]