The Spoiler Roundup 09.05.07

Welcome to the Spoiler Roundup, the most comprehensive weekly spoiler wrapup on the internet. We scour the web for all the best spoilers on some of the most popular shows on the air. Catch it here every Wednesday at The TV Remote.

This week: Bones, Brothers and Sisters, Desperate Housewives, Dirt, ER, Greek, Heroes, Heroes, My Name Is Earl, Notes From The Underbelly, October Road, Prison Break, Scrubs, The Shield and Ugly Betty.

Bones

Cam’s sister will kiss Booth. The latter tells Cam about it and she freaks out thinking that her sister tried to steal him from her, even if the two aren’t dating. [SpoilerFix.com]

Brothers and Sisters

Kevin helps Sarah finalize her divorce. Everything is going smoothly and amicably – until Joe stuns the Walkers by demanding permanent custody on weekdays and every other weekend. During a debate with other Republican candidates, one brings up Kitty as a reason why the Senator is suddenly flip-flopping on an issue. Without missing a beat, Robert responds to debate him, not his family. [SpoilerFix.com]

Desperate Housewives

One of the deaths this season is slated for February sweeps. And it’s a guy. [Michael Ausiello]

Mike and Susan go to a prenatal diagnostic center to get information about amniocentesis. Susan doesn’t want to undergo the testing because it’s done using a huge needle and is said to be painful. Lynette gets a PET scan in order to know if her cancer is gone. When she is in the machine, Lynette panics and orders the technician to let her out. While in a costume shop, Carlos and Gaby get in a heated argument. It seems that Gaby knows Carlos had money stashed away when they were married. Edie asked an IRS agent to check on an offshore account (probably where Carlos hid his money). [SpoilerFix.com]

Dirt

For season 2, the show is casting five new recurring roles. Debuting in the first episode will be Elaine Bass, the editor of rival rag Superstar; Sharlee Cates, who is, in essence, Lindsay Lohan; and Farber Kauffman, Dirt Now’s new hire, a twentysomething know-it-all stolen away from a respectable mag. Episode three will introduce Adam Proteau, a foreign wild man in the same age range as Rudolf Martin (24). And in episode five, we’ll meet Adrian Duncan, a Richie Rich slumming as a playboy paparazzo with the hots for Courteney Cox’s Lucy. (And pretty much anyone else in a skirt, too.) [Michael Ausiello]

ER

Morris is highly distracted by bombshell Lena, when she shows up at the ER with her father, who has an abscess. Lena, who is a luxury cars salesperson, wants to profit from the situation by trying to sell a new car to Morris. Things get interesting for Morris when Lena’s twin sister shows up at the ER. Gates cancels discharge orders written by another doctor. [SpoilerFix.com]

Greek

In addition to three breakups, a mole is discovered in the Omega Chi house, Calvin is betrayed by someone close to him, a major character’s secret is exposed, and special guest star Charisma Carpenter steals every scene she’s in. [Michael Ausiello]

Heroes

Ricky Gervais has revealed he will appear in the second series of Heroes. [SpoilerFix.com]

Maya will run into Sylar at some point in the upcoming season. [SpoilerFix.com]

While appearing on MuchOnDemand, Dania Ramirez said that the eighth episode of the season will be a flashback episode focusing on what happened during the four months between How to Stop an Exploding Man and Four Months Later. [Heroes Wiki]

My Name Is Earl

Craig T. Nelson—you know, Coach!—is joining the cast of My Name Is Earl to play the warden at Camden County Jail, where Earl is spending time. We’ll also meet his wife, who just happens to be the governor. [Kristin@E!Online]

Via voice over, Earl tells us how everyone feels trapped: Catalina, still working at Club Chubby, is stalked by a strange guy; Randy’s hands are stuck in a jar of pickles; while Joy sometimes feels trapped because of her kids. In prison, Earl attends a Creative Writing Class. We will see, via fantasy sequences, what Earl thinks of writing about. He comes to the sad conclusion that he doesn’t have much creativity. Randy tries to write a story himself and does much better than Earl. Catalina also tries her hands at writing and it turns out to be a telenovela-type story featuring Earlonzo, Darnando, and Randito. [SpoilerFix.com]

Notes From The Underbelly

They’re introducing parents for Jennifer Westfeldt’s character, and they’re going after “names.” [Michael Ausiello]

October Road

Julie Ann Emery (Line of Fire, Commander in Chief) has been cast in the recurring role of Ray’s ex, a witch and a half who’ll trade insults – and blows – with Hannah. [Michael Ausiello]

The first episode of the season will introduce Brett, Owen’s hot-headed 35-year-old brother. He is intimidating, imposing and smart. Also in the episode is Amikuay, a fashion model from NYC, who is the girlfriend of one of Nick’s friend. She is watching over Nick’s loft while he is away and, even if she is already seeing someone, she develops an interest in Eddie. [SpoilerFix.com]

The second episode introduces Rizzo and Sneaky Pete, two friends of the Commander, who are at a local bar; two twins who try to get Eddie’s attention at the Homecoming party; and a TV repairman who must give a terrible news to Phil (his TV is dead). Also in the episode, Nick, Ronnie and Owen are caught breaking into a professor’s office by a campus policeman. [SpoilerFix.com]

Owen is upset that people didn’t see something happen. He walks around town with Nick and talk about it. This walk will trigger Nick to remember the first time he met Hannah. 9-year-old Hannah falls down from the swing and Nick offers help. The two of them stop at Ikey’s house and talk with his mother. [SpoilerFix.com]

Prison Break

Season 3 starts off right where season 2 leaves off. The first thing we see is Lincoln in the American consulate trying to work out how to find Sara and how to get Michael out of this lawless Panamanian prison. [TV Guide]

Lincoln is doing everything he can to get his brother out, but also this year they do separate. Something happens to the brothers and at some point Michael feels that Linc has betrayed him and they go their separate ways. It’s kind of been described as Linc having his own private little spy story going on. [TV Guide]

Lincoln is under the thumb of this one lady (played by Jodi Lyn O’Keefe), so he’s having to work for her. She has something on him and Michael and their family, what have you. And there’s a connection between Lincoln and the new character of Sofia (Danay Garcia). [TV Guide]

Scrubs

Aloma Wright won’t be returning as Laverne’s sister. In fact, the new character she’s playing won’t have any ties to Sacred Heart’s dearly departed nurse. “She’s coming back as a completely different character [that's] not related to Laverne in any way,” reveals Scrubs boss Bill Lawrence. “And no one but J.D. sees the similarities. And he’s incredulous that no one sees it.” [Michael Ausiello]

The Shield

A bigwig from Customs isn’t satisfied with how officers at the Barn handle a certain case. Vic meets with his PBA rep. Danny receives a package. [SpoilerFix.com]

Ugly Betty

Marlo Thomas will be heading to Ugly Betty this season, guest starring as an advertising bigwig who has a thing for younger men. And Daniel Meade catches her eye. [Kristin@E!Online]