The Spoiler Roundup 09.03.08

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This Week: 24, 30 Rock, Bones, Brothers and Sisters, Criminal Minds, Desperate Housewives, Eli Stone, Gossip Girl, Grey’s Anatomy, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, NCIS, Scrubs and Smallville.

24

Elisha Cuthbert has inked a deal to reprise her role as Kim Bauer for a season-ending arc. Kim will return minus her old boyfriend and plus a child. [Michael Ausiello]

30 Rock

Jennifer Aniston is playing a ex-roommate of Liz’s that starts stalking Jack. [Michael Ausiello]

Bones

Tonight’s two-hour UK-based season premiere is, in a word, busy. Not only is a notable character whacked, but there’s a little partner swappage, a not-so-little breakup, and this shocking reveal from Booth: He tends to laugh during sex. Oh, and special guest star Indira Varma (Rome) makes a strong case for deserving her very own TV series. [Michael Ausiello]

Next week’s States-based Bones episode ends with Booth and Brennan’s most revealing therapy session with Doc Sweets yet. [Michael Ausiello]

Brothers and Sisters

Tommy-Julia’s surviving twin is not out of the woods yet. [Michael Ausiello]

Criminal Minds

Meta Golding will fill in for A.J. Cook in least six episodes. [TV Guide]

Desperate Housewives

A fatal accident in the season premiere having huge repercussions for several characters. [Michael Ausiello]

A near-death experience is going to set up a major health crisis for one of the male residents of Wisteria Lane. [TV Guide]

Eli Stone

The show is casting pre-teen versions of Eli and Nate to appear in two pivotal flashback sequences. [Michael Ausiello]

Gossip Girl

Jenny will be too busy toiling away at a dress form anyway, as Season 2 fleshes out her fashion-related ambitions, which may or may not include Blair’s mom. [TV Guide]

Chuck will avenge the loss of Victrola – that “classy” burlesque club in which he wanted his dad to invest – by turning his sights on an equally seedy Brooklyn venue, and with help from a very surprising ally. [TV Guide]

Grey’s Anatomy

Rose in not pregnant with Derek’s baby. [Michael Ausiello]

Law and Order: Criminal Intent

The initial plans for the Nicole Wallace storyline may be changed, in part due to this season’s casting changes (Chris Noth being replaced by Jeff Goldblum). [TV Guide]

NCIS

“Without giving away too many secrets, the answer to why Ziva is dressed in a sexy, backless dress and singing in a smoky bar will be answered in the opening moments of the season six premiere, so fans won’t have to wait long to find out the ‘why’ of it,” teases Executive producer Shane Brennan. “But I can divulge one more piece of the puzzle: the ‘where’ of it. The bar is in Morocco. And did I mention that in the opening episode a member of Gibbs team gets blown away?” says Brennan. [Michael Ausiello]

Scrubs

Tom Cavanagh will guest star in the final episode this season. [Michael Ausiello]

Bill Lawrence said that there’s “at best a 50/50 chance” of the show going on beyond this season. “I see it as ending for Zach, and I see it as ending for me,” said Lawrence, adding that the episode that’s currently in production is “definitely written as a series finale.” [Michael Ausiello]

Smallville

Erica Duranc talking about Lois and Green Arrow, “Lois does have to confront her breakup with Oliver, and they do have a few storylines together, but from what I’ve seen they’re not getting back together in the near future.” [TV Guide]