The Spoiler Roundup 07.02.08

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This week: Burn Notice, Chuck, CSI: Miami, Desperate Housewives, Dexter, Ghost Whisperer, Heroes, In Plain Sight, Monk, Numbers, Prison Break, Pushing Daisies, Reaper and The Closer.

Burn Notice

Michael’s “thing” with Fi takes a decided turn in the season two opener, [TV Guide]

The second season is being split in two. The first nine episodes premiere July 10 and run through September 18 (with preemptions on August 28 and September 9 to make room for the U.S. Open), and then the final seven premiere in January 2009. [Kristin@E!Online]

Chuck

Apparently rabid gamers Zachary Levi and Joshua Gomez have finally gotten to the writers and succeeded in getting their hobby written into a storyline outside of Buy More: In episode five, Chuck vs. Tom Sawyer, Chuck helps a Japanese videogame inventor named Maury Moto who dabbled in industrial espionage and is now in a bad-guy-related bind. [Kristin@E!Online]

CSI: Miami

David Caruso isn’t going anywhere. The resolution in the season premiere will have something to do with the Horatio staging his own death so he can figure out what is going on with all the deadly bullets flying around. [Kristin@E!Online]

Desperate Housewives

Mike is not gone for good. He’s in the season premiere and looks to be sticking around. Mike and Susan have joint custody of their son M.J. and that they seem to see each other quite frequently. [Kristin@E!Online]

Dexter

Dexter inadvertently sets in motion a chain of events that will change his life not only for this year, but change his life forever. [TV Guide]

Jimmy Smits joins the cast playing an assistant district attorney who is a rising star in the city of Miami. His brother dies in the first episode and he and Dexter form an alliance. [TV Guide]

Rita will be “pivotal to what goes on in the year and is part of what changes Dexter’s life. [TV Guide]

Ghost Whisperer

Season four is all about possession. This season is going to be especially dark and morbid, and apparently demonic forces will possess many of Grand View’s still-living citizens—and maybe the town itself. [Kristin@E!Online]

Heroes

Ali Larter is definitely still a part of Heroes. Niki Sanders, not so much, but Ali will stick around and conjure up a whole new personality we haven’t yet seen before for season three: Tracy Strauss. [Kristin@E!Online]

In Plain Sight

We’ll find out why Brandi is storing roughly $8 million worth of Bolivian marching powder in her unmentionables drawer (and it might involve a visit from her boyfriend back in Jersey). [TV Guide]

Look for Jane Adams and Wendell Pierce to cross paths with Mary. [TV Guide]

Monk

When the show returns, weeks will have passed since we last saw Monk, and he is very much reeling (as are we) from the death of his therapist, but he will be shopping around for a new one, and Hector Elizondo is set to take Dr. Kroger’s place. [Kristin@E!Online]

Brad Garrett is helping Monk with his new home, and not that you would ever believe this about Brad Garrett, but there’s something a little off about him. [Kristin@E!Online]

Numbers

Don and Charlie won’t be working together, but just for a bit. In an upcoming episode, Don, Larry and Amita work on a case without Charlie, who is preoccupied with a separate investigation. [Kristin@E!Online]

Prison Break

This season, the Michael and Lincoln will be staging a break-in. They’re trying to get into a building owned by the Treasury Department, and it might have something to do with taking down the Company, which is their ticket to unconditional freedom, offered by government agent Michael Rapaport. [Kristin@E!Online]

Pushing Daisies

The second season premiere is set at a Burt’s Bees-esque company where Chuck goes to work after the founder names her essay “Why I Love Bees” the winner of a contest. The season premiere is all about a circus. [Kristin@E!Online]

Reaper

In season two, Ben is going to take on a demon lover. [TV Guide]

We’re going to get some new females joining the cast in the coming season. The first one is Kristen, a beautiful Asian-American girl who is Sock’s new step-sister and who will drive Sock insane with her lack of clothing and insistence on practicing her massage techniques. The other new girl is Nina, a demon who falls for Ben (and has a stunningly beautiful human form) and ultimately starts having feelings for Sam (and could prove very helpful to him). [Kristin@E!Online]

The Closer

We’ll soon be introduced to Detective Sanchez’s brother and Detective Tao’s wife. Unfortunately, tragedy soon befalls one of those two families. [Kristin@E!Online]