The Spoiler Roundup 05.28.08

Welcome to the Spoiler Roundup, the most comprehensive weekly spoiler wrapup on the internet. We scour the web for all the best spoilers on some of the most popular shows on the air. Catch it here every Wednesday at The TV Remote.

This week: Big Love, Boston Legal, Dirty Sexy Money, ER, Grey’s Anatomy, Heroes, Lost, Samantha Who and Weeds.

Big Love

One of the leads will face a cancer scare this season. [Michael Ausiello]

Boston Legal

The only “locks” for next season are James Spader and, surprisingly, Christian Clemenson. There are no deals currently in place for William Shatner or Candice Bergen to return, but everyone expects that to change in the next few weeks. As for the rest of the cast — or the “below the marquee” talen — they should probably start looking for other work. If they haven’t already. [Michael Ausiello]

Dirty Sexy Money

Would you believe Simon Elder has a son? Well, believe it. The demon’s spawn, who we’ll meet early next season, is 17 and is not a big fan of pop’s new girlfriend. [Michael Ausiello]

ER

There will be numerous injuries, but only one death in the fallout from the recent season finale. [Michael Ausiello]

Grey’s Anatomy

Someone may be pregnant — and that someone shared a red-hot smooch in the finale. [Michael Ausiello]

Heroes

Jessalyn Gilsig is reprising her role as Claire’s white-trash mom for five episodes next season. [Michael Ausiello]

Lost

Three original cast members won’t survive tomorrow’s finale. [Michael Ausiello]

We’ll find out how Ben turned up in the Tunisia desert in “Shape of Things to Come.” [Michael Ausiello]

Samantha Who

The show is casting three new roles to debut next season. First up is Dr. Andy Adams, Sam’s a-dork-able neurologist who, once her insurance stops covering her treatments, finally gets the opening he’s been waiting for to ask her out. Don’t expect the path to be clear for him, though. In addition, the show is on the lookout for someone to play Owen, a squeaky-clean but filthy-rich Bruce Wayne type who’s catnip to the ladies. Finally, there’s Seth, so named because producers are going for a Seth Rogan archetype — a sloppy goofball who answers to the name “Dude” as often as the name “Seth.” Oh, and here’s another little tidbit for you: One of these roles is close to going to an actor who’s highly recognizable as the big-screen sidekick of a current House regular. [Michael Ausiello]

Weeds

The show has cast the Mexican George Clooney (aka Demian Bichir) to play Mary Louise Parker’s new love interest this season. His character, Esteban, is the mayor of Tijuana, and he’s described as sexy, dangerous and powerful. [Michael Ausiello]