The Spoiler Roundup 05.21.08

Welcome to the Spoiler Roundup, the most comprehensive weekly spoiler wrapup on the internet. We scour the web for all the best spoilers on some of the most popular shows on the air. Catch it here every Wednesday at The TV Remote.

This week: Army Wives, Bones, Brothers and Sisters, Chuck, ER, Heroes, Lost, Nip/Tuck, Prison Break, Smallville and Ugly Betty.

Army Wives

In the season premiere, the bar does blow up, and people do die. Two of the dead are significant characters we’ve come to know well, and one of those deaths is actually very sad. [Kristin@E!Online]

Bones

According to Emily Deschanel, as far as she knows the season premiere is just going to be Booth and Bones together in London, with the squints back at the Jeffersonian doing research. [Kristin@E!Online]

Brothers and Sisters

Kitty has begun look for a replacement to take over her job. [Kristin@E!Online]

Look for things to change at the family business when Saul unexpectedly resigns. [Kristin@E!Online]

Chuck

The series will be bringing in a debonair former spy to tutor Chuck in the ways of high-stakes espionage. [Kristin@E!Online]

Sarah is quitting the Weinerlicious and will be working somewhere else with an even better outfit. [Kristin@E!Online]

ER

As far as who died in the season finale, Linda Cardellini — the other character who might have been in the ambulance — was out and about at NBC’s Summer Press Day a couple weeks ago, promoting season 15 of the show. And Mekhi Phifer just signed on to do a movie. [Kristin@E!Online]

Heroes

Sylar slices open the head of the person you may consider the show’s biggest star! That happens within the first two episodes and we also learn exactly what he does once he pops the lid on our heroes, so there is plenty to look forward to early on in season three. [Kristin@E!Online]

Lost

A series regular who has been on the series since the first season will not be back next season (season five). According to inside sources, this person’s contract has been put into a holding deal and the plan at this point is to have him or her return for season six. It is not Jack or Sawyer. It’s a she. [Kristin@E!Online]

Time traveling and teleporting is going to be happening on a much larger scale in the coming seasons. [Kristin@E!Online]

Nip/Tuck

Christian’s getting on the operating table, and that’s not the shocking part: It’s not for sex! Word is, our sexy doc will only be getting a boob job (pectoral implants). [Kristin@E!Online]

Prison Break

The new season of Prison Break is back Augusy 25, and they’re introducing a new nerdy hacker character named Roland Glenn to join the boys for at least six episodes to help them fight the Company. He’s a talker, this one, and his big fat mouth is going to get him into trouble. [Kristin@E!Online]

Smallville

Looks like Davis Bloome aka Doomsday is forming quite an interesting relationship with one Miss Lois Lane! Sources tell me the first time we meet Davis is when he is attempting to pick up Lois at Ace of Clubs. Still, don’t expect things to get too steamy between the couple. Davis Bloome is something of a Jekyll and Hyde. [Kristin@E!Online]

During a conversation Lois admits that she is constantly thinking about a man who is described as “confusing, mysterious and oddly sexy.” [Kristin@E!Online]

Ugly Betty

The show is taking the Henry-Betty-Gio triangle down to the wire. One of the boys proposes in the finale, and the other one invites her to travel with him. In true TV fashion, at the end of the episode, we have no idea whom she leaves with, and we’ll have to wait until next season to find out. [Kristin@E!Online]

Big stuff coming for Daniel in the finale. He’ll lose something very important to him, and in a cosmic, karmic exchange, rediscover a part of his life he never knew he had. [Kristin@E!Online]